zeldathemes
A Porcelain Doll in a Papercut Town
The world is a machine. Machines only come with as many parts as it needs. If I'm here, there's got to be a reason.
umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.

unamusedsloth:

Ducklings have great brakes.

online:

when the PE teacher makes you run

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masooonderulo:

things that should not concern u:
- the length of a woman’s skirt
- the tightness of a woman’s top
- how many people a woman has slept with

things that should concern u:
- america’s gun laws
- that u haven’t petted enough dogs today
- harry potter named a kid albus severus

xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

human:

lying liar. you’re lying.

Liar. You are lying.

sitsinchairs:

crocsy:

Sexting

Straight couples are fucking weird.

These days, there are angry ghosts all around us, dead from wars, sickness, starvation, and nobody cares. So you say you’re under a curse? Well, so what? So’s the whole damn world.

thecatantichristishere:

rabbitrecycle:

donaldkaneda:

owo:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

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*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

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What…?

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

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ok here goes

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NO

Okay, there’s no way that works.

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Let me try this out.

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I’m kinda skeptical about this? Can it really make you anime.

imageGuss i’ll give it a shot

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ABORT ABORT

yeah right, like that really happens

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hmmm….

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maybe I should try-

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HOLY SHIT

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WHAT THE FU